Thursday, October 28, 2010

I'm a Fool for You...Blogger

"Sucked into the super massive." ~Muse - Super Massive Black Hole


Blogger: Um…soooo…. *longish kind of short pause* Whatcha doin?

Me: *typing away on lappy* My writer’s block is gone, so *shrugging shoulders* I’m writing.

Blogger: Oh. *Another longish pause—a little awkward*

Me: *Still typing*

Blogger: So I haven’t seen you hanging out for a while... It’s like you fell off the internet. *uncomfortable laugh*

Me: *stopping, looking up at Blogger* I really want to get this revising done. I’m on a roll. It should only take me a few days to be caught up.

Blogger: *pursed lips, tone defensive (a little annoying)* You didn’t even say you were unplugging or anything. I mean…what’s up with that?

Me: I wasn’t planning on unplugging, it just kind of happened that way. *putting fingers back on keys, commencing the writing*

Another awkward pause, really…really…realllly long. Blogger looks a little fumed.


Blogger: Be honest. Are you breaking up with me?

Me: What? *surprised at Blogger’s concern…and honestly, a little perplexed*

Blogger: Is it my hair? I knew it! You hate my hair! *little sob*

Me: Ah….no... It’s not your hair. I promise. I’ve just been so busy with the writing that I kind of…haven’t been blogging.

Blogger: So you’re not breaking up with me?

Me: No you silly. I’m not breaking up with you. I’m just unofficially unplugged. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner.

Blogger: So we’re okay then. *wiping away a single tear (for dramatic sake)*

Me: Yes, we are just fine. I’ll be back next week.

Blogger: Whew.

Me: So… *making a funny face, not realizing the strangeness of it all* You have hair? Interesting.

Sorry I haven’t been commenting lately my awesome bloggy best friends. My writer’s block has broken and I’m sucked into the super massive writing hole. I promise I’ll be back next week (or the week after…you know. If this writer’s block stays away.)

But before I run off to write, how do you guys deal with writers block? Be honest, do you talk to blogger when it happens?

5 comments:

Shannon O'Donnell said...

LOL. This was just too funny, Carolyn! I loved the snappy dialogue. Keep typing, girl. We're not going anywhere (now that we're sure you aren't breaking up with us!). :-)

Candyland said...

You're silly:) When I have writer's block I watch Y&R and eat ice cream. Oh wait. I do that anyway.

Lenny Lee! said...

hi miss carolyn! that was so fun to read. ha ha im real glad you got past that block and your got your fingers flying on the keys. but you know im gonna miss you lots. im just happy to know youre coming back. :)
...hugs from lenny

Vicki Rocho said...

Hysterical! I've been the same way lately...actually typing and getting somewhere! What a NOVEL concept. hardy har har

Theresa Milstein said...

Breaking up, even temporarily, is hard to do! I wrote about disappearing bloggers a few weeks ago.

I'm glad you're going through a good writing phase. I spend more time blogging when I'm not writing.

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